Well done, dear Reader. You have signed the
voluntary redundancy letter. You have tackled incipient status anxiety head-on, becoming a comma PhD overnight. Entrepreneurship awaits.
But wait! There is one more thing that must be done.
Yes. You must list your achievements.
Biting your pen, you write:
1. Made pineapple-turnover cake.
3. To be continued.
Note to self: achieve more achievements.
Now, dear Reader, you may take your redundancy letter and head for the Postbox of Destiny – resolute, undaunted, armed with unshakeable self-confidence and fortified by pineapple cake.