I have given you so much already, I know, and so tirelessly. But this morning as I was surveying my sprawling internet empire I realised that it is time for another Rule.
How better to mould the bewildered, impressionable minds of my dear readers than to offer them a glimpse of my teaching philosophy?
So, dear Reader, consider this.
A few days ago I was just hitting my stride in my lecture on Runic psycho-poetics when I noticed a disturbance in the back row.
Closer inspection revealed that some manner of document was being passed between several students.
Dear Reader, painful though it is to do so, scholarship demands that I present this document to you in full:
You see, dear Reader? Ignore the back row at your peril.