It is time for me to pin my stocking to a tress of Jenny H’s hair, to place a saucer of sherry and a few freshly-minced pies next to the coal scuttle, and to watch Kind Hearts and Coronets for the hundredth time, taking careful notes as I do.
I do so hope you will join me in the New Year, dear Reader, to reflect upon the many ways in which you might better yourself, and to take your last, trembling steps through your final academic term before ascending to the glorious, entrepreneurial future.
Remember, dear Reader, I will always be with you, even when you think you are
safe on your own in this challenging world. I wish you a happy and accident-free festive season.
*Due to the festive season there will be no untimely deaths in this post.