…or so it seems, dear Reader. Unfortunately, I have been too busy following the stations of the cross to fill you in on last week’s events, so I have instead provided you with the most recent copy of The Daily Wind Instrument, our trusted local newspaper.
Please note, dear Reader, that if you insist on using that tawdry browser called Chrome (so 1990s!), the images will become very, very large if you click on them. Do not complain to me, dear Reader. Complain to Silicon Valley. Or use another browser. Others are available, I gather.