Dear Reader,

Documentary evidence of our journey has been rudely demanded, and so I give you something called a selfie.*



It seems that an international storm has broken out over this charming daguerrotype, taken late last night as we floated down the Yangtze. Darren says he only left the camera unattended for a moment, and that the swan is not a legal agent capable of holding copyright. The swan says that Darren is not very photogenic.

Who is correct, dear Reader?


* Further evidence of the hideous narcissism of our modern age.




2 thoughts on “Swan selfie

    1. So true, dear ‘Liz’, so true. I said as much to Darren’s mother only the other day, reassuring her that Darren was indeed passable if looked at in the half-light with a squint.

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